• True Detective: Omega Station

    True Detective: Omega Station

    Oh, thank Jeebus, we’ve finally reached the end of SoCal police investigate the great jewel heist of 1992. That’s what was going on, right? And something about the trains. Who the hell knows. True Detective season 2 has come and gone like a tornado consisting of cigarette smoke and cocaine. Thusly, an odd season of

  • True Detective: Black Maps and Hotel Rooms

    True Detective: Black Maps and Hotel Rooms

    We’re almost at the end of the road. Our long, mild, national nightmare is almost over. There is only more episode left in True Detective season 2. The old detecting gang sure have gotten into some hijinks over the last 7 weeks, living through mildly traumatizing shootouts, stabbing people at classy orgies, and doing cocaine-fueled

  • True Detective: Down Will Come

    True Detective: Down Will Come

    Hey guys, you still with us here? This volume of True Detective is a real stop and go affair. Let’s talk about Velcoro’s family sbdji slb bd bklsdzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Look, there’s a weird corpse! “Down Will Come” continued that trend, rambling along for the first 40ish minutes and finishing strong.   Insemyonation Last week, Semyon procured

  • True Detective: Maybe Tomorrow

    True Detective: Maybe Tomorrow

    Hi all, here is some filler to avoid any spoilers that might show up in even the preliminary description. That is if everyone hasn’t tuned out already. How was your 4th? Yeah, I know, that’s way too many hot dogs! Classic Mark. Oh, we’re good now? Lettttttttt’s go!   Die Another Day Well, I sure

  • Happy 239th Birthday USA!

    Happy 239th Birthday USA!

    If you need to take a break from shotgunning Budweisers and pissing on the flags of other countries, here are a whole bunch of videos that celebrate just how fuckin’ awesome the U.S. of fuckin’ A really is! YEEEAHH VCXBhdsf udsjov Please remember to chug your beers responsibly and pass out in your buddy’s bathtub

  • Dear Fox: Give The Thing Some Pants

    Dear Fox: Give The Thing Some Pants

    Fox’s gritastic new Fantastic Four movie is on the way and has begun bombarding us with advertising. While I may have zero interest in seeing it, surely someone somewhere will want to check it out. Miles Teller is awesome in Whiplash, Kate Mara is a pretty good Sue Storm, and Michael B. Jordan was great